Quirky Walker Gifts

The downside of curbing your dog....

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

"Speed reader...?"

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Introducing Piza Island.

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Fall on a desert island

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

Public footpath on a desert island.

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

Lavatory Waterfall

Thumbing a Lift.

Man walking a long dog on a fishing rod.

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Don Quixote

Robber on treadmill

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

The nerds go on their first road trip.

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

Mummy Beggar

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Distance to horizon varies.

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

Flight Socks.

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"