Quirky Walker Gifts

The downside of curbing your dog....

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

"Speed reader...?"

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Introducing Piza Island.

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Fall on a desert island

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Public footpath on a desert island.

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

Thumbing a Lift.

Lavatory Waterfall

Man walking a long dog on a fishing rod.

Don Quixote

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

Mummy Beggar

The nerds go on their first road trip.

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

Distance to horizon varies.

Flight Socks.

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'