Quirky Pet Walker Gifts

Man walking a long dog on a fishing rod.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Dog Walking Services

'Fetch.'

"Quick, start the car!"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

'Bert's dog training.'

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

A large leaf falling on a dog

Biofelineism

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

Skeleton playing fetch.

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

Dog Park

Tourists and their Pets.

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

Dog lover

Blind man walking a tortoise.

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

"Mine's still in bed."