Quirky Pet Walker T-Shirts

Man walking a long dog on a fishing rod.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Dog Walking Services

'Fetch.'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"Quick, start the car!"

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'Bert's dog training.'

A large leaf falling on a dog

Biofelineism

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Skeleton playing fetch.

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Dog Park

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

Tourists and their Pets.

Dog lover

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

Blind man walking a tortoise.

"Mine's still in bed."

Dog stretching before a walk.