Dog Walker With A Twist T-Shirts

'It may be just a dog turd too you - but to Professor Brian Cox and me it's a little piece of stardust.' (Based on the fact that Professor Cox is fond of stating that most of the atoms that make up living things was created inside stars)

People whose hindsight is less than 2020

Walking the Fish

"Right now, I'm walking the dog."

Spoilers

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Dog Walking Services

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"Quick, start the car!"

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

'Bert's dog training.'

A large leaf falling on a dog

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Skeleton playing fetch.

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

Dog Park

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

Tourists and their Pets.

Dog lover

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Blind man walking a tortoise.