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'They go on a lot of picnics.'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"Quick, start the car!"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

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Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

A large leaf falling on a dog

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

'Bert's dog training.'

Skeleton playing fetch.

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

Dog Park

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

Tourists and their Pets.

Dog lover

Blind man walking a tortoise.

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

"Mine's still in bed."

Dogma

Dog stretching before a walk.

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."