Risk-taking Traveler Gifts

'Dysentery or non-dysentery section?'

Easter Island legs

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

"This says we're in an area of unpredictable movements of the earth's tectonic plates."

Palm Reading

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

"If your instincts tell you to go out in a shark infested ocean then go. My instincts are sending me to a nice little aquarium out in the suburbs."

Devil-may-care loans.

Harold M.: He's Sure Taking A Lot Of Chances!

"Waste of money, I've been here 200 years and never yet seen a monster."

I heard you're on your way to Europe to secure a source of black market hepatitis C drugs. What? What are you talking about? I deny everything. Where did you hear that? You added an airplane pillow, the "German For Dummies," the book "Hep C and You," and "Smugglerco Duffel Bag w/Secret Compartment" to your Amazon wishlist. I ordered you the book "Not Everyone Is Cut Out For A Life Of Crime." I deny everything.

"Perkins, I didn't get where I am today without taking a few risks."

"Actually, I recommend the lobster. . . because it's starting to spoil!"

'It's a good thing Dad's with us - We could have been in trouble by ourselves!'

Exporting - Highs and Lows

'How was your ski trip?'

Travel: Exiting Middle East tours. . .

'Everything was fine until he pressed 'upload'.'

"I'm not unwilling to take risks. I'd just like them to be at someone else's expense."

The toughest form of Mountain climbing is getting out of a rut.

Men should not be afraid to stop and ask for directions.

"I'm looking for a holiday destination that's reasonably open minded about contagion."

"Dad's shingling the roof and mom says she's inches away to an insurance claim that will change her life."

Gentleman nervous of the speed his driver is going downhill

'You choose your own salary here. Would you care to work at: 1. No risk,; 2. Some risk; 3. High risk; or 4. Are you sure you want to do this.'

Mark Casey 1966 - 1998: Thirty-seventh idiot to have the crap stomped out of him in Pamplona.

Sunset

"How will you ever know whether you're a flying squirrel if you don't give it a shot?"

'Looks like you've lost your stomach for risk.'

"Risk investment involves letting go of your safety in numbers addiction!"

"I love taking risks... it's all the consequences I can't handle."

"Remember, Mr. Hicks, the stock market - and life - reward risk-takers. So the first step is for you to come from under the couch and discuss it."

Psst, wanna buy low and sell high? Huh? This is a can't-miss deal. Buy now and sell in six months for a huge profit. Forget it. I learned my lesson during the dotcom boom. No more speculative investments for me. You misunderstand, fine sir. I'm not talking stocks. That's crazy stuff – for real buffoons. I'm talking real estate. The markets going crazy. Everyone's getting loaded. You cannot lose! Thus a man strode back into the bubble. Look at this condo in the Florida marshes!

"Surprisingly enough, this is in the range of acceptable risk."