Carefree Explorer Pillows

"How am I supposed to think about consequences before they happen?"

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

Carefree luggage.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

Running

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

Lovers swimming underwater

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

The Fall from Pisa

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"In space news, our discarded PPE is forming a new planet."

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

Fish Food

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'