Spirituality Adventurer Gifts

'Empty your mind and your pockets!'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Home depot."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

'Oh, crap.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Man propelled by love

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'You must heal yourself.'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

FAQs.

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"Do you have an appointment?"

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

Christian and Born again Christian...

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.