Free Spirit Enthusiast Gifts

He used to do his own thing. Now they expect him to do someone else's thing.

"I wonder if we will ever quell Johnson's maverick spirit?"

Clancy: Footloose and Fiancee-Free

Do you like my new school uniform, Daddy?

Carefree luggage.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"I gotta be me!"

"Privates Beach"

Man showing in the rain.

Protest

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"Wow - Heavy, man"

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

'Howard's doing things he's always wanted to with his redundancy money.'

Inflating Boobs.

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

Bird sitting on a wing.

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

The Choice is Obvious

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

Window in the Sky.

'Are you sure about that? -- It sounds more like Ayn Rand than Buddha.'

"I beg to differ."

"Look on the bright side, you never know what's round the corner."

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

"Every once in a while he gets nostalgic for Woodstock."

Hippie on the moon