Explorer Spirit Gifts

"Sure it doesn't look much right now, but in a few million years this place will be one of the wonders of the world..."

"Take the damn picture before I go extinct!"

I've discovered the route to India! Another intelligence failure!

'Don't wait up, I'm going out on field research for about 3 years!'

'These new bendy wagons will be handy when pulling em into a circle.'

Entering Appomatox - Made Possible By A Grant.

Excess Baggage: Experienced travelers opt for vacation spots where they're not bothered by timeshare sale pitches.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Home depot."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"