Explorer Spirit Gifts

"Sure it doesn't look much right now, but in a few million years this place will be one of the wonders of the world..."

"Take the damn picture before I go extinct!"

'Don't wait up, I'm going out on field research for about 3 years!'

'These new bendy wagons will be handy when pulling em into a circle.'

Entering Appomatox - Made Possible By A Grant.

Excess Baggage: Experienced travelers opt for vacation spots where they're not bothered by timeshare sale pitches.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Home depot."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.