Free Spirit Explorer Pillows

'It's my free-will, mother, and I'll surrender it to whomever I please.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Carefree luggage.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"I gotta be me!"

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Home depot."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"Privates Beach"

Man showing in the rain.

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

Protest

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"Wow - Heavy, man"

'You must heal yourself.'

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Christian and Born again Christian...

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

'Howard's doing things he's always wanted to with his redundancy money.'

Inflating Boobs.

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.