Spiritual Aficionado Gifts

Credulity, Superstition and Fanaticism.

Old Goopta wants to be reincarnated as fog? Yes. He will be mist.

Nun Fight.

"An everything Martini, please."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

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'What happened to your hand.'

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

Pope Benedict 16th.

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

They're missing a few commandments.

"Hallelujah!"

The Angel's Share

Got god? (no you don't...He's got you!)

Honk if you're holy.

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

Little Richard

'What would you say if I told you there's a way to fit all of that on just one tablet?'

"Lately, I've become more spiritual, and less religious."

"Hold up - I have to read the legal disclaimer."

'A cure for a hangover is don't sober up.'

'It's a taste I think I can say I've acquired.'

"In heaven there are no trees."

Need Cash for Alcohol Research.

Ye Olde Inn, Fine Food & Spirits.

"I guess ten is enough."

'Your late husband requests a status up date on how his stocks are doing...'

'I've been told to keep my spirits up.'

'I don't care what she'sez. I only dring t'get to the worm.'

"Reverend your sermon was divine, naturally."

Church of divine healing - Emergency Room.

"Take two tablets and call me in the morning."