Office Fitness Adventurer Mugs

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

You are here.

"Fine - you don't want to run in the corporate 5K - I get it. What about the corporate cage fighting team?"

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

Free Range Employees.

Responsibility and duties

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

Office Park

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Whack, Out of Whack.

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

The Corporate Rat.

Yoga for beginners,

Business-Class.

John couldn't help but think that his team had a different perspective on the event than he did...

'Welcome to Change Management 101. We'll start with some free falls.'

"it appears I'm being relocated"

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."

"Your Easter bonuses are hidden throughout corporate headquarters."

'The small sword? That's for internships.'

Careerist

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

"Yup, marathon meetings all day."

Natural Cycles in the Office Environment

"You're in cubicle 1,962. If you get lost in there, I'll send a drone in to guide you."

"The new boss might seem severe, but he won't bite your head off!"

"Is that you, or am I experiencing Artificial Reality?"