River Relaxation Specialist Pillows

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Lazy Octopus

American Idle.

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

Sunbathers.

My God, I need to fart.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Yoga.

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Problem Solving

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

Segregated Beach

Ultra-lazy sloth

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

Yoga To-Do

"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

Coffee

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

"Streaming"

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'