After Work Relaxer Gifts

I am ready for my wine.

"I am ready for my wine."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

9-5, 5-9

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

"Hang on — I'll go take off my work body and put on my comfy body, too."

Desk boxes: 'In', 'Out', and 'What ever'.

'I like what I do but I love what I don't do.'

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."

Foot Massage

"Have you ever tried buying lots of stuff?"

'It may be goofing off to you, but to me it's biding my time.'

"This is the software for my head."

Lunch.

'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.'

Lethargics Anonymous - In, Out and Pending Trays.

'He likes a controlled burst of relaxation in the afternoon.'

'My husband has retired from the bench.'

'How's the executive training program, going?'

"Since Frank retired two years ago, he's been on the alert for some long-dormant artistic talent to develop."

'The best part of growing old is not having to invest for the long term.'

Principal sees a sign on faculty room: Happy Hour 3:00 - 4:30.

"Have you ever thought about dropping a few pounds, dear?"

'Retirement became more tolerable when I installed this water cooler.'

'T.M., have you ever considered taking up golf like most executives?'

Legalization of marijuana

"He usually works from home."

"You can leave the rat race – but they always find you."

'Thanks for the 4 day work week. Now Thursdays are the new Fridays!'

Do you mind if we just stay in tonight?

'A second honeymoon?.. Can't we just let sleeping dogs lie?'

'Okay, Harold, you've made your point! You can read your newspaper.'