Morning Relaxer Gifts

'Okay, Harold, you've made your point! You can read your newspaper.'

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

9-5, 5-9

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

"Hang on — I'll go take off my work body and put on my comfy body, too."

'But boss, this will keep my muscles from getting fatiqued.'

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."

Lazy dog.

King on desert island sits beneath tree in shape of court jester hat

I am ready for my wine.

'He likes a controlled burst of relaxation in the afternoon.'

His entire life was about balance.

"We interrupt ocean sounds for the following pledge drive..."

'My husband has retired from the bench.'

"I am ready for my wine."

"Since Frank retired two years ago, he's been on the alert for some long-dormant artistic talent to develop."

'The best part of growing old is not having to invest for the long term.'

"Have you ever thought about dropping a few pounds, dear?"

Principal sees a sign on faculty room: Happy Hour 3:00 - 4:30.

"You can leave the rat race – but they always find you."

'Retirement became more tolerable when I installed this water cooler.'

'OK, OK, you got me. YOu just couldn't let it go, could you.'

He doesn't seem to give a hoot.

'A second honeymoon?.. Can't we just let sleeping dogs lie?'

Wine makes me sleepy!

"My inner-slacker is crying out to be released."

Do you mind if we just stay in tonight?

“Let’s run with the masala chai this morning, but go easy with the ground ginger.”

Alexander Hopson - retired submarine commanding officer.

'Taken out of context'