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Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

'What rhymes with D minus?'

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

Mystery of the Poets

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

"I wrote a poem, even though I'm on vacation."

"What are you in for?"

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

Poetry Buff.

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

First Little Piggy Investment Associates

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

"...rhyme...rhyme...rhyme..."

"Full...full..full... what the hell rhymes with bull?"

Fuzzy Wuzzy Logic.

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

'From the book of more-factual nursery rhymes.'

'The best advice I can give to a new teacher is to be firm and kind and remember to always unwind.'

Air Harmonica

'This peas porridge tastes like it's nine days old!'

Sunk by low sales, she now sells seashells by the tea store.

Why there aren't so many poem writing business men...

Hey guys, a certain little piggie went wee, wee, wee all the way home...again!