Rhyming T-Shirts

"When 'Hey Diddle Diddle' came along, we jumped at the chance to work together."

'You put your right foot in . . . '

Old Mother Hubbard, Went to the Cupboard...'Now what did I come here for?'

'Breaking her back is a bit violent. How about just breaking your mom's good dishes?'

'Park & ride a cock horse' at Banbury Cross.

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

The Pink Bantha

'Baah baah black sheep, have you any wool?'

Hey guys, a certain little piggie went wee, wee, wee all the way home...again!

'Nana nana, Bo Fana, Banana Fana, Fo Fana Fee Fy Banana.'

'Row, row, row your goat...'

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

'What rhymes with D minus?'

Mystery of the Poets

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

Poetry Buff.

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

'We're out of blackbirds -- how about four-and-twenty hamburgers?'

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

"Do you hear what I hear?"

Let's see what's around the poetry corner. You mean, we should take a turn for the verse.

The Little Old Lady Goes Fishing.

Poetry Knight

"...rhyme...rhyme...rhyme..."

The Ballad of the Lavender Dot

Poet

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

Fuzzy Wuzzy Logic.