Rhyming Pillows

"When 'Hey Diddle Diddle' came along, we jumped at the chance to work together."

'You put your right foot in . . . '

Old Mother Hubbard, Went to the Cupboard...'Now what did I come here for?'

'Breaking her back is a bit violent. How about just breaking your mom's good dishes?'

'Park & ride a cock horse' at Banbury Cross.

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

'Baah baah black sheep, have you any wool?'

Hey guys, a certain little piggie went wee, wee, wee all the way home...again!

'Row, row, row your goat...'

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

'What rhymes with D minus?'

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

Mystery of the Poets

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

Poetry Buff.

'We're out of blackbirds -- how about four-and-twenty hamburgers?'

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

Poet

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

"...rhyme...rhyme...rhyme..."

Fuzzy Wuzzy Logic.

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

"I want a second opinion."

The Red Cat: Lights/Red Cat Humour/Rhyme.

"I'm not so much interested in 'wellness' as I am 'swellness'."

'The best advice I can give to a new teacher is to be firm and kind and remember to always unwind.'

Air Harmonica

CONSPIRACY, INC: 'Right now we're looking for the cryptic message in E.I.E.I. O.'

Old Macdonald had a problem.