Rhyme Pillows

Institute for Decisive Thinking (in trays read eenie, meenie, mynie, mo).

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

"Yes, the underpants sighting is very interesting, but I'm really more intrigued by your observations of London and France."

"I'm not so much interested in 'wellness' as I am 'swellness'."

'She swallowed the schnapps ... '

'Meet Regan the vegan, Ray the gay and Tommie the commie.'

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall. Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it. Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork.

The Red Cat: Lights/Red Cat Humour/Rhyme.

Filing Cabinet reading Eeny, Meeny Miny Mo.

Jim's Gym.

This little piggy went to market...

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

How a poet works

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

Shakespeare or Bacon or maybe Marlowe.

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

'We're out of blackbirds -- how about four-and-twenty hamburgers?'

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

"Permission to speak in rhyming couplets, sir!"

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."

'You're a poet? I've got a great simile for you.'

"This isn't how the story went at all."

'Major poets' 'Minor poets' 'Free agents'

Forrest Gander

'I really need to become a great poet while I still have time before I graduate.'

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

"Okay, the mice can be blind, but if we introduce a carving knife, we'll have to use it in the third stanza."