Rhymes Pillows

'Stop complaining that we never go anywhere. You knew I was the little piggy who stayed home when you married me.'

Fuzzy Wuzzy Logic.

"That little piggy can't have roast beef - I'm a vegetarian!"

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

Poetry Buff.

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

'I'm a little tea pot...' 'Act your age.'

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

'We're out of blackbirds -- how about four-and-twenty hamburgers?'

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

"This isn't how the story went at all."

'You're a poet? I've got a great simile for you.'

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

4 Rules For 'Serious' Poets

"Okay, the mice can be blind, but if we introduce a carving knife, we'll have to use it in the third stanza."

Physiotherapist tells Humpty Dumpty: 'OK, you've had a great fall, but we'll have you back on that wall in no time.'

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

The Red Cat: Lights/Red Cat Humour/Rhyme.

"I'm not so much interested in 'wellness' as I am 'swellness'."

'The best advice I can give to a new teacher is to be firm and kind and remember to always unwind.'

Air Harmonica

Filing Cabinet reading Eeny, Meeny Miny Mo.

Old Macdonald had a problem.

Trumpty Dumpty sat on his wall his 'perfect' economy in a free fall no magical thinking or lysol vaccine could ever restore his grafting machine.

CONSPIRACY, INC: 'Right now we're looking for the cryptic message in E.I.E.I. O.'