Reading Rhymes Pillows

The Little Old Lady Goes Fishing.

'We're off to the woods - today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic.'

'Not only did you kiss the girls, but you made them cry thereby!'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

The Pink Bantha

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

'Frankly, if all the King's men couldn't put him together again, what chance do we have?...'

'Ever thought of having the place re-carpeted?'

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

Love is an many splendoured thing

'By the looks of these skid marks, Humpty didn't fall- he was pushed!'

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

Wall Street...

Poetry Buff.

'We're out of blackbirds -- how about four-and-twenty hamburgers?'

'Right - I'm going to sue the water company!'

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

'I'm a little tea pot...' 'Act your age.'

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

Fortunately for the pigs, the wolf had stopped at the house of pancakes before he got to their house of straw.

'When the bough broke, did the daycare center's insurance rates go up?'

Let's see what's around the poetry corner. You mean, we should take a turn for the verse.

"You know what? I probably could have put Humpty Dumpty back together again but I was just too pissed."

'Oh, I'm the captain of my soul, all right -- it's just that I'm married to a fleet admiral.'

"Okay, so I got rid of the owl.."

"Do you hear what I hear?"

"You had a great summer and you're going to have a great fall."