Reading Rhymes Mugs

'Not only did you kiss the girls, but you made them cry thereby!'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'Frankly, if all the King's men couldn't put him together again, what chance do we have?...'

'Ever thought of having the place re-carpeted?'

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

'By the looks of these skid marks, Humpty didn't fall- he was pushed!'

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

Love is an many splendoured thing

Poetry Buff.

"Great moments in songwriting" "What if she had a little lamb?" "Maybe it follows her to school?" "Wouldn't that make the children laugh?" "Exactly."

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

'We're out of blackbirds -- how about four-and-twenty hamburgers?'

'Right - I'm going to sue the water company!'

'I'm a little tea pot...' 'Act your age.'

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

Fortunately for the pigs, the wolf had stopped at the house of pancakes before he got to their house of straw.

'Oh, I'm the captain of my soul, all right -- it's just that I'm married to a fleet admiral.'

'When the bough broke, did the daycare center's insurance rates go up?'

"You know what? I probably could have put Humpty Dumpty back together again but I was just too pissed."

"Okay, so I got rid of the owl.."

"You had a great summer and you're going to have a great fall."

"Do you or do you not have any wool, and if so, how many bags full?"

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'