Rhyme Repairer Gifts

Poetry repairman

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

How a poet works

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

Great Poets of Catalogdom

Shakespeare or Bacon or maybe Marlowe.

"Never gets old: yes, 'See you in a while'..."

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

I'm a little disappointed -- I always thought the ultimate secret to the universe would rhyme.

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

"Permission to speak in rhyming couplets, sir!"

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."

Forrest Gander

'Major poets' 'Minor poets' 'Free agents'

Let's see what's around the poetry corner. You mean, we should take a turn for the verse.

'I really need to become a great poet while I still have time before I graduate.'

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

'Nana nana, Bo Fana, Banana Fana, Fo Fana Fee Fy Banana.'

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

"Okay, the mice can be blind, but if we introduce a carving knife, we'll have to use it in the third stanza."

"Apparently the little miss was last seen sitting on a tuffet. If only we knew what a tuffet was."

"Hop? Jig? Dance? You're a dancer? Sounds like? Prancer? Cancer? Cancer! I got cancer!"

"We're making exiting advances in alternative car care."

Fuzzy Wuzzy Logic.

Bad Rhymes

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

'Poet Laureate' door 'Gone to lunch-back twixt 2 &3'

When I say "jump," you say "how high?" Not " Cinderella, dressed in yella, went upstairs to kiss a fella."

'Fum foo fee fee...nope...fo fum fee foo...nah...fum fee fi fo...phoeey...fee foo...'

Alexander Blok

'Nothing rhymes with politician!'

"What rhymes with 'repulsive'?"