Rhyme Repairer Pillows

Poetry repairman

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

How a poet works

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

Great Poets of Catalogdom

Shakespeare or Bacon or maybe Marlowe.

"Never gets old: yes, 'See you in a while'..."

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

"Permission to speak in rhyming couplets, sir!"

Forrest Gander

'I really need to become a great poet while I still have time before I graduate.'

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."

'Major poets' 'Minor poets' 'Free agents'

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

"Apparently the little miss was last seen sitting on a tuffet. If only we knew what a tuffet was."

"Okay, the mice can be blind, but if we introduce a carving knife, we'll have to use it in the third stanza."

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

"Hop? Jig? Dance? You're a dancer? Sounds like? Prancer? Cancer? Cancer! I got cancer!"

"We're making exiting advances in alternative car care."

Fuzzy Wuzzy Logic.

'Poet Laureate' door 'Gone to lunch-back twixt 2 &3'

Bad Rhymes

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

'Fum foo fee fee...nope...fo fum fee foo...nah...fum fee fi fo...phoeey...fee foo...'

Alexander Blok

'Nothing rhymes with politician!'

"What rhymes with 'repulsive'?"

"Little Miss Muffet sat on a... puppet? Strumpet? Trumpet? Musket, crumpet... I'm the worst children's author ever." Mother Goose struggles...