Retro Remix Enthusiast Gifts

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

Composer

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Early Colour TV

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Fossil record player.

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Fun (circa 1955)

Computer Class.

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

'It's an antique!'

Colonial Larrysburg.

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

1950's.

'Each one is signed and numbered.'