Television Remix Enthusiast T-Shirts

'The following program was made possible by remixing a bunch of OTHER programs....'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'Einsteiners.'

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"Sorry, that's not my table."

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

The Old Time Television Channel

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

God with Earth Controller

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

'Well, kids -- I guess it all started to fall apart when they canceled 'Seinfeld'....'

Huawei Five-O

'My resume,...in rap form!'

Reserved Parking

The Bronze Age of Television

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'When I was your age, 'classic episodes' were called repeats.'

Mary Berry

'Hey! — they're rerunning the Commander Data show!'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

The Walking Fred

"Ooo, great reception. Keep your hand there."

Requiem

'I know how to fix that!'

Please be patient. There is nothing wrong with your set.

Ironside / Iron Oxide.

'It makes one feel old - I can remember the very first time they replaced this.'