Remix Lover Pillows

"My Dad keeps playing the awful originals to my remixes."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Fossil record player.

Colonial Larrysburg.

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

Dance.

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

Popera!

Zumba

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

Groovy Baby

"Oh no, we've been inned."

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"