Reminiscent Reveler Gifts

"I don't mind you going to the annual reunion, but where have you been since last year's?"

Theorbo

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Joust Sharpener

You're the olive in my martini

"I say we move on to dessert."

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

Jenga!!!

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

"If we didn't send them out to recess after lunch, they wouldn't be full of solar energy all afternoon."

Vitruvian Manatee

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

"My salad days have all turned to coleslaw..."

My own museum.

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

"Woulda looked cool with a beer in his hand, though." Michelangelo's cousin, Michelobelo

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

The ghost of christmas regifting

Has he been smoking dope? Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground?

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

Greek Gods New Years. It's another fun new year's eve up here! Yeah, everybody is getting ready for the big moment. Zeus is preparing a thunder and lightning show to ring in the new year. And Aphrodite is pairing off couples of the new year's kiss. It's great up here, but it'll be a rough start to the new year down on earth. Why? At midnight Atlas will drop the ball!

Happy Hour at Harry's

I think we're alone now!

"Let's be realistic. Are we all going to try to keep this party afloat, or should we just go home and forget it?"

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

Early Photobomb

1619: Valentine's Day

Valentines

"But mother, it's really just a nice family speakeasy."

Crumhorn

No Smoking in the Castle

"You remind me of why I found the eighties wanting."

"Did you like Ike and all that?"

Leonardo Da Vinci.

"A mighty fine cabernet, Zeke!"