Reminiscent Reveler Mugs

"I don't mind you going to the annual reunion, but where have you been since last year's?"

Theorbo

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Joust Sharpener

You're the olive in my martini

"I say we move on to dessert."

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

"If we didn't send them out to recess after lunch, they wouldn't be full of solar energy all afternoon."

Jenga!!!

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

Vitruvian Manatee

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

"My salad days have all turned to coleslaw..."

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

My own museum.

"Woulda looked cool with a beer in his hand, though." Michelangelo's cousin, Michelobelo

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

Has he been smoking dope? Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground?

I think we're alone now!

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

Happy Hour at Harry's

"Let's be realistic. Are we all going to try to keep this party afloat, or should we just go home and forget it?"

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

1619: Valentine's Day

Early Photobomb

"But mother, it's really just a nice family speakeasy."

Valentines

"Did you like Ike and all that?"

"You remind me of why I found the eighties wanting."

No Smoking in the Castle

Crumhorn

Leonardo Da Vinci.

Man in top hat at a cocktail party.

"A mighty fine cabernet, Zeke!"