Rhyme Reveler Mugs

Theorbo

Joust Sharpener

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

You're the olive in my martini

Musical genres

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'This little piggy went to the doctor's office and went 'ouch, ouch, ouch' all the way home. I just made that up.'

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

Jenga!!!

Vitruvian Manatee

'In conclusion, the supplier who can repeat this phrase fastest with least mistakes wins the catering contract...'

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

My own museum.

"This isn't how the story went at all."

Candles on Drum

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

'It's an old football injury.'

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

"I can write beautiful poems, but they all rhyme with gin."

I'm sorry, but nothing rhymes with: "had a great boo-boo." Let's take it again from the top.

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

Two inebriated friends meet, one says: 'Hello, I've not seen you since you were this high.'

I think we're alone now!

"gibbledy gobbledy goo the blood ran away from the shoe... " Before becoming the no-nonsense detective that he is today, Joe would sometimes narrate his searches in rhyme.

"His last words were 'Yodel-ay-he-hoo.'"

Happy Hour at Harry's

'Chairman of the Bard' at a poetry magazine.