Rhyming Rebel Mugs

What happens when walls are torn down.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

Blues artis's daily list

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

Nick Cave.

Joan Jett

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

Lou Reed

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

"If you prick a corporation, does it not bleed? If you tickle it, does it not laugh? If you poison it, does it not die?"

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

They've come a long way since they started in his parents' garage.

"This isn't how the story went at all."

David Cameron and Europe

“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.”

"This machine kills fascists, and this machine kills fascists, and this one is just a guitar."

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this seminar is about how to make profits in times of crisis..."

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

Levon Helm

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

Blues guitarists gather at the crossroads

"What was Santa thinking calling me Dancer? I think I have two left feet..."

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

I'm sorry sir, store rules. No 'Stairway to Heaven'.

'Chairman of the Bard' at a poetry magazine.

'Then it's agreed. It doesn't have to rhyme.'

"I heard they got back together."

Musical Mestizo.