Rhetoric Reflector Gifts

'In view of the crap you talk, I'd suggest to take this, sir, before you get sued for environmental pollution.'

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

Changing Minds

Information...political rhetoric

"Mr. McMurdo has been called 'guilty as the day is long.' And yet, do not biblical scholars tell us a day can mean many things?"

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

"Presidential approval ratings. US stock market confidence indices. U.S. dollar index. So much winning."

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

'Actually, I think my use of hyperbole is not only iconoclastic, it is potentially revolutionary.'

Like Minded

The Truth

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

'THAT'S the Holy Land? - You're kidding, right?'

And now, for a rebuttal.

Professor Dubreuil is blow away by the dynamic vitality of Dean Richmond's rhetoric.

"Smart stuff, Chip, but wise up and dumb it down."

'Don't take it the wrong way, we could always be friends'

"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

Language of politics.

"Sorry Honey, I'll be about thirty years late for dinner tonight."

What came first, the chicken or the egg

'Wow! Can't you just feel the safe-ness!'

"I'd like to start by saying that anything I say that will come back to haunt me will be something taken out of context."

Vote For Me: The winning over of voters.

"Martin, did we ever get our freak on?"

Ministry of Soundbites: "Actually minister, it doesn't really matter what you say as long as you include a combination of the words 'choice','empowerment' and 'customer focussed'."

'Hopkins, I want you to write me an inspiring, dynamic speech that bears my unmistakable stamp of genius.'