Rhetoric Reflector Pillows

'In view of the crap you talk, I'd suggest to take this, sir, before you get sued for environmental pollution.'

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

Changing Minds

Information...political rhetoric

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

Sybil Obama

"Mr. McMurdo has been called 'guilty as the day is long.' And yet, do not biblical scholars tell us a day can mean many things?"

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

"Presidential approval ratings. US stock market confidence indices. U.S. dollar index. So much winning."

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

The Truth

'THAT'S the Holy Land? - You're kidding, right?'

Masters of Political Oratory

'Actually, I think my use of hyperbole is not only iconoclastic, it is potentially revolutionary.'

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

Like Minded

And now, for a rebuttal.

'Don't take it the wrong way, we could always be friends'

'I'm writing a novel using our marriage as inspiration. It's called, 'This Sucks'.'

"Smart stuff, Chip, but wise up and dumb it down."

Rush Limbaugh

Professor Dubreuil is blow away by the dynamic vitality of Dean Richmond's rhetoric.

"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

Language of politics.

"Sorry Honey, I'll be about thirty years late for dinner tonight."

"Martin, did we ever get our freak on?"

"I'd like to start by saying that anything I say that will come back to haunt me will be something taken out of context."

What came first, the chicken or the egg

'Wow! Can't you just feel the safe-ness!'

Vote For Me: The winning over of voters.

Ministry of Soundbites: "Actually minister, it doesn't really matter what you say as long as you include a combination of the words 'choice','empowerment' and 'customer focussed'."