Romantic Renegade Pillows

Hells singles

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

Speed Dating/Speed Dumping

Hiding the electronics.

Queen of Upcycling!

Lord Byron

Cake Escape

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

Heart to heart talk.

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'

The Bland Leading the Bland

Wedding Wellies

"Monogamy works for me, but it doesn't work for Enid."

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

"...and if anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed, speak now..."

Marriage therapist's office is filled with erotic art.

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

"But you told me you were on gardening leave, so why can't you come and help me in the garden?"

The trouble was she never knew where to draw the line

'She kept pinching the Vicar's bum!'

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

Lover

'Wow! Who knows what eroticism lurks in the heart of a sister.'

Female Dominance.

We should talk...

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

'Well, yes, when you put it that way, I am a selfish male afraid of commitment, but 'Lone Wolf' sounds better...'

Hot pink (and purple) monkey love!

"Let's skip marriage and just go on the honeymoon in Vegas!"

'I think it's fair to say we're opposed to tame sex marriage.'

"O.K., so we'll have sex and if that works out we'll go for a nice dinner and maybe a movie."

'...and despite DNA predictions of incompatibility...'

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"