Romantic Renegade Pillows

Hells singles

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

Speed Dating/Speed Dumping

Hiding the electronics.

Queen of Upcycling!

Lord Byron

Cake Escape

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

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Heart to heart talk.

'Oh my Gawd! He's a weed!'

Wedding Wellies

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

"Monogamy works for me, but it doesn't work for Enid."

The Bland Leading the Bland

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

"...and if anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed, speak now..."

'Wow! Who knows what eroticism lurks in the heart of a sister.'

We should talk...

Marriage therapist's office is filled with erotic art.

The trouble was she never knew where to draw the line

'She kept pinching the Vicar's bum!'

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

Female Dominance.

"But you told me you were on gardening leave, so why can't you come and help me in the garden?"

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

'Well, yes, when you put it that way, I am a selfish male afraid of commitment, but 'Lone Wolf' sounds better...'

Lover

'...and despite DNA predictions of incompatibility...'

"Why always a book report? Why not ever a TV show report?"

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

"O.K., so we'll have sex and if that works out we'll go for a nice dinner and maybe a movie."

"They're love poems alright, but he cuts up the lines, throws them in the air and reassembles them randomly..."