Reuse Renegade Prints

'Ok! Let 'er rip, Harold!'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Jack of all trades

LAY ZEE FUK

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Queen of Upcycling!

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

"I take it the toilet is fixed?"

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

A holiday at home

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

'The recipe said to simmer uncovered!'

Organized chaos.

Home maintenance

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

'Have you been using that Hairy Bikers cookbook again'

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"Now, what? I'm wearing a hair net."

'The carpet's too thick so I cut a bit off the door.'

'We could either give you a $50,000 home improvement loan, or $2,000 to just blow your house up.'

'Did you follow a recipe book for this dish?'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. VI

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

How did people work before computers? They grew food, made clothing and built stuff. Now all that is done outside the country. Not true. What about

"Yeah, these things smell disgusting, but if you line your nest with them, you get insulation and it helps to keep the eggs warm..."

Working in recovery of Hurricane

"If it please Your Honor, may I redo the bench?"