Recruitment Renegade Gifts

"HR think we need to look again at your recruitment strategy."

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

Music Freak.

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

'Refusing to fill in a psychometric test reveals a lot about you, Jones.'

'Human resources gave us the idea of trying 'blind interviewing'...'

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

Problem solving centre.

"Well, I finally did it - I told my boss you said he should go to hell."

Solar Storm Expected!

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

"You know how to whistle, don't you? Just pick up the phone and call the S.E.C."

Cluster Catastrophe

We are on the move. . .

"It's been redacted for security reasons."

'The cows are out and are not expected back.'

It's 10pm. Same time it was last night at this time.

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

The Mysterious World of Ligand Substitution.

Race car driver sees Pit crew member holding sign: Stop And Ask For Directions.

'O.K., I admit I'm impressed by your handbrake skills but does reverse gear work?'

In-tray and out-tray with 'Same Old'

Shouting.

'It's your wife on camera 3 again!'

Groundhog Year

"No need to remove your pants. I think I've seen enough of your resume."