Future Revolutionary Gifts

'You can just forget about the cake.'

Yearbook

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Will rule with iron fist for food.

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

The wine-shop

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

DACA

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

'I need both hands for steering.'

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

Futuristic Teenagers.

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

'Where do you see yourself in five years?'

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

"Trust me, Son, you do not want to 'grow up to be president.' "

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

Artificial Intelligence

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

"We can't go on, year after year, reliving the French revolution."

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'