Future Revolutionary Gifts

"You see 'The Man' devised this shrewd plan so more people can go to college and become doctors and lawyers and stuff. Now that they're 'productive members of society,' revolution is the last thing on their minds! I plan to make that my doctoral thesis wh

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

'You can just forget about the cake.'

Yearbook

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

A prince needs to learn arithmetic because some day you may want to divide and conquer.

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

Will rule with iron fist for food.

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

The wine-shop

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

DACA

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

Futuristic Teenagers.

'I need both hands for steering.'

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

'Where do you see yourself in five years?'

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

"Trust me, Son, you do not want to 'grow up to be president.' "

Artificial Intelligence

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

"We can't go on, year after year, reliving the French revolution."