Robotic Revolutionist Gifts

'I'm sorry but we're going to have to replace you with a human.'

'The human politicians like us because we can take the abuse from their constituents at town halls, but I think my hearing sensors are burned out from all the screaming.'

"That's not the pepper grinder. That's Alexa."

Lynching on social media

Claus 2.0

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'You can just forget about the cake.'

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Dancing with the Star Wars

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

"Must be another paradigm shift."

Will rule with iron fist for food.

The wine-shop

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

"Leave it to humans - making robotics do the striking."

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

'Boss, there's union guys out there organizing the robots.'

Artificial Intelligence

Robot about to eat a battery

"We can't go on, year after year, reliving the French revolution."

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

'You're right...that robot certainly has increased productivity around here!'

"Woah - remember humans?"

"I won't date an AI engineer unless he can pass the Turing test."

CREEPY AF AI

The Threat of AI

"How did they become our leaders, Dad? There are so many more of us. What's stopping us from charging them and throwing them out of society for good?"

'And this is where they switched to High Definition.'