Robot Revolutionaries Gifts

I wouldn't get too friendly with him - I know for a fact he's going to be replaced by a robot next week.

'Boss, there's union guys out there organizing the robots.'

Robot Parts $5

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Claus 2.0

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"My preferred pronoun is they."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Dancing with the Star Wars

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

Robot walking pet robot

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

'I don't know -- maybe an evil robot from the future IS the kind of President we need.'

"Good question: When can you see your families?"

Foxhole - digging robot

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

"Billy, we don't need to feed that vacuum robot."