Robot Revolutionaries Gifts

It's ironic how they scare themselves with movies about machines and devices taking over, by watching the one that already has.

I wouldn't get too friendly with him - I know for a fact he's going to be replaced by a robot next week.

'Boss, there's union guys out there organizing the robots.'

A.I. Newreader Malfunctions. . . or does it?

Robot Parts $5

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Claus 2.0

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"My preferred pronoun is they."

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Dancing with the Star Wars

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Robot walking pet robot

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

See? Whenever he's mad at me, he turns off his Touch ID sensor.

Foxhole - digging robot

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

'I don't know -- maybe an evil robot from the future IS the kind of President we need.'

"Good question: When can you see your families?"

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.