Teen Rebellion Adventurer Pillows

'She's not just my mum, she's also my best friend. I so hate her.'

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"Would you like some wings?"

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

Kids with Fish Balloons

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'I know he followed you home but you can't keep him.'

Mistaken baby ducks.

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

'More hair than brains.'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

Childhood

City centre pub.

Whatever!

'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'

Swinging on the Chandelier

Local, free-range bug juice.

The First National Sand Bank.

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

"And for my third wish I want a further three!"

"I'll give you this if you don't tell Dad."

Children's Terrain Rides - kids seated and enjoying themselves in the way they would on a real train.