Teen Rebellion Adventurer Pillows

'She's not just my mum, she's also my best friend. I so hate her.'

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"Would you like some wings?"

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

Kids with Fish Balloons

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'I know he followed you home but you can't keep him.'

Mistaken baby ducks.

'More hair than brains.'

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

Whatever!

Childhood

City centre pub.

'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'

Swinging on the Chandelier

The First National Sand Bank.

'Can we skip to the part where I charge with a light saber?'

Local, free-range bug juice.

"And for my third wish I want a further three!"

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

"I'll give you this if you don't tell Dad."

Children's Terrain Rides - kids seated and enjoying themselves in the way they would on a real train.