Youthful Renegade Gifts

'More hair than brains.'

Child driving a toy car

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

The game is tied, and this is the final inning because the sun is setting. I understand, coach, I need to get home before dark!

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

Whatever!

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

Flava Superba

Music Freak.

Philosophers On Strike

"That's my performance review!? Two thumbs up?"

"But you told me you were on gardening leave, so why can't you come and help me in the garden?"

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

"Daddy, will you read me my Twitter feed?"

Driver being taught by impatient parent

"Why always a book report? Why not ever a TV show report?"

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"This place is okay, but it's nothing to text home about."

'There's a group here to see you about a class action!'

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

Whatever

"Well, I liked it until I read the reviews."

Last day of school.

"Well, I suppose a little experimentation is perfectly normal at your age."

TV tie-in book signpost.

Confession. Terrible confession. My favorite kind. By day, I work at this caf

'I don't care how young it makes you feel. You work here, you carry a briefcase.'

'Lost youth, next window down.'

Pug 4 Life: 'It's a Dog Thing ... you wouldn't understand.'