Renewable Renegade Gifts

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

'I may not be an expert, but I know an ill-sighted wind turbine when I hear one!'

'So much for energy saving.'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

Tractor Racing

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

Daisy Diaper Service

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

The-We-Don't-Do-Cappuccino Bookshop

House hunting is cruel.

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

'Can I assume from the rent that this place comes with its own butler?'

"The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems."

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

"Yeah, these things smell disgusting, but if you line your nest with them, you get insulation and it helps to keep the eggs warm..."

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

'It's no use Lieutenant - he's still refusing to separate his recyclables.'

'But this IS my mobile home!'

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

Godfrey Hunting for Lodgings

The lessor of two evils.

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

Solar Storm Expected!

"When you pay the rent for your one-room studio, you mustn't think about what you can get for that amount back in Iowa."

'Surely it is no longer legal to include 'deposit of your first-born child'?'

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

'The cows are out and are not expected back.'

"We have used all the fossil fuels. How long before you can make more?"