Recycle Renegade Gifts

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"It's an old airbed, so chucked-in unwanted rubbish won't break."

Jack of all trades

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Queen of Upcycling!

Food waste with recycling symbol

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

"I take it the toilet is fixed?"

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

Daisy Diaper Service

Home maintenance

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

"You gave me the wrong drink. I demand a total refund!!" "OK. Where's the drink?" "What do you mean? I drank it. It wasn't till I was done that I realized it was the wrong drink. The right drink leaves a different aftertaste." "You can't finish the drink and then ask for a refund. That's not how it works." "You didn't tell me that before I paid for the wrong drink. So that's on you." "That's not how it works!"

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

Sunday.

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

"Yeah, these things smell disgusting, but if you line your nest with them, you get insulation and it helps to keep the eggs warm..."

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

"OK, let's see. For starters, the guarantee only covers the muffler."

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

Working in recovery of Hurricane

'It's no use Lieutenant - he's still refusing to separate his recyclables.'

'But this IS my mobile home!'

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

A whole life devoted to the very same rubbish that will end up eating us!

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

Mary Quant.

'I may not be an expert, but I know an ill-sighted wind turbine when I hear one!'