Waste Renegades Gifts

"Never mind your leader. Take us to your landfill!"

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

Daisy Diaper Service

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

'Human resources gave us the idea of trying 'blind interviewing'...'

'Well, yes, when you put it that way, I am a selfish male afraid of commitment, but 'Lone Wolf' sounds better...'

Now entering: Space. Population - wouldn't you like to know.

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

"Yeah, these things smell disgusting, but if you line your nest with them, you get insulation and it helps to keep the eggs warm..."

Letting agent on the phone: 'OK, so there's fungus in the bathroom - but on the plus side, it IS organic.'

'It's no use Lieutenant - he's still refusing to separate his recyclables.'

"Whaddya mean line ball? The ball was out! O.U.T.! You blind or something?"

"Declared Victory Garden"

'I may not be an expert, but I know an ill-sighted wind turbine when I hear one!'

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

'No need to put my details in darlin'... You're the girl for me!'

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

'Things have been pretty quiet around here since the capt'n got into online piracy.'

"I had to bite him once, but now I always get a great table."

Recycling and Composting Biodegradable Waste Targets.

'O.K., I admit I'm impressed by your handbrake skills but does reverse gear work?'

'So much for energy saving.'

'Ok! Let 'er rip, Harold!'

Junk Mail Yard - "Catalogue junk over there, Insurance and credit cards over there.."

'And now, before we sign the lease on your apartment, repeat after me...I do solemnly swear that during the terms of this lease, I will have no children...'