Roundabout Wrangler Gifts

M25 traffic goes one way - 'The new scheme is almost flawless, we've just got to work out how to make the buggers turnaround.'

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

High Riders of the Old West

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

"How'd I do on the test?"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

'He's trying to persuade the Inland Revenue that it's a tax haven.'

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

The Specimen Hunter

Why do I need a nap when it's only 8.15 am?

One of the lesser known joys of being a fencing instructor.

'Dang, we're losing a lot of strays.'

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

"That reminds me, we must sort out your will."

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

That's it...It's official. It's now an art installation!

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

'Where do you see yourself not getting tenure in seven years?'

'Hi, Sweetie! I'd like you to meet my pier group.'