Roundabout Enthusiast Gifts

'He's trying to persuade the Inland Revenue that it's a tax haven.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

'He's maturing early.'

How am I abducting?

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

Litter Tray Training

Kardiff.

Dog Crossing

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

Yes, That Was The Exit

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Balloon dog poos.

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"What's your occupation?"

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

Circus Act

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

"Doctor, I'm embarassed and concerned about my leakage problem."