Roundabout Enthusiast Pillows

'He's trying to persuade the Inland Revenue that it's a tax haven.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

Litter Tray Training

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'He's maturing early.'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

How am I abducting?

Dog Crossing

Kardiff.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Yes, That Was The Exit

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

Circus Act

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Doctor, I'm embarassed and concerned about my leakage problem."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

Balloon dog poos.

"What's your occupation?"