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'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

A trevor of trainspotters

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

'I LOVE the smell of cooked books.'

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'Did you want me, boss?'

"Okay, if that's all the finger pointing we have today, we can move on!"

The Specimen Hunter

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

"Ambitions... to finish on the winning side for a change."

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

Office Task Map

"Can I add just one more project to your workload?"

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

'How do you do it? I keep coming up with six.'

'I hate frisking magicians!'