Finance Wrangler Gifts

Why you must go to work

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

How Many It Takes

"Rumour has it that you're after my job."

"Legal and accounting were O.K. with it, but I had trouble getting it past archery."

"We're going to have to save some money...and one way is to rewrite the rules on expenses claim."

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

"If that income is personal, why do I have to tell you about it"?

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

'Sorry, you must have the wrong person, I don't pay income tax.'

'Hi this is Brussels - we're going to need to order some more red tape.'

'I've invested my heart and soul in this company. I need a receipt for tax purposes.'

"You wouldn't dare say that to me if my accountant were here."

'And the 4 years it took him to get the permit teaches him a lot about doing business in the U.S.'

'These continuous tax increases will be the death of us.'

An expletive of editors

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"You think they all look like security risks."

Profit Cowboy

Tax - Random Audit

"Can I add just one more project to your workload?"

'We don't want to interfere to much, just a couple of things...what you do and how you do it!'

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

'It's for you.'

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."